@Da_Mang: Thanks buddy. Please look up 2 comments.

@xhack: make that indictment, not conviction. And also AJ's column.

It just hit me but in light of Vick's conviction, I'm already cringing about AJ oddsmaker column tomorrow...

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: That's pretty much how I feel about Connecticut, too.

Maybe Simmons can get appointed Red Sox Nation Amdassador to the UN. I can't wait for their turn in the Security Council.

@MitchKayak: When standing next to a BU student/alum.

What a scumbag.

Trading Schaub looks like an excellent move now.

Varejo or Ginobilli would have run up to the bear, thrown their arm in its mouth, fell down and gotten the bear called for a charge.

beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!!

On further investigation, they discovered that he hadn't killed a wild bear, but actually 11-year old Jamison Stone, noted wild hog hunter and general fat fuck.

@balki: You know, Balki, she doesn't want to sleep with you.

Fattie McGee, You're the fattest!

There's a line in the Michael Keaton classic "Multiplicity" where he explains "you know when you make a copy of a copy the copy isn't..... as sharp?"

They're going to air a segment on the gal who waxes JD Drew's ladyparts during the SF series this weekend.

Gawker media's getting a little sick of the snorg girl love. Just last week, Alex at Wonkette banned all mentions of the Snorg girl.

Shannon Stewart saved the rest of us from suffocating under the mounds of praise Schill would have heaped on himself.

@Lady Andrea: Wang dominates, Pujols sloppy

1) I grew up with a kid named Buck Hunter. His dad and his uncle had a deal where the first one to have a son would name their kid Buck. And his dad won. Or lost. Your choice.

@Camp Tiger Claw: And that's where SuperFrankieLampard came from.