"God, it sucks to be pretty and athletic. It's almost like having AIDS."

I was out drinking last night because it's the only way I can feel good about myself and the entire bar - tenders, waitresses, men, women - had their eyes on the game.

You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school!

@metschick: Both are great hitting shortstops and it will be exciting to see how they develop.

@Mr. Soul: So yes, I am a Yankees fan.

@Mr. Soul: So it's only awful if the game's highest paid player does it?

@Burnsy: Make John Kruk proud

@Burnsy: Fine. Piloting lessons from (insert dead Yankee here).

Paging Mike Lupica to the Moral Outrage Ward.

@The Man with No Name: Oreo Line!

@alumnigonzo: Nice Mel Brooks reference

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Why the hell did we invent the internets then?

Wait wait wait wait....

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: So are we. It divided the region.

@supermike3: Best post work bar by far. Except I work in Watertown, so my post work drinking starts a little later than most.

@Moobs: I'm not a native. I'm a transplant and, like supermike said, I wouldn't live here if I didn't love it. I'd say you're like 90% of the Bostonians I meet. Decent folk. Not assholes. You're just getting caught in the bad stereotypes of the region, that's all.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: What do you mean? People around here pronounce "r"s.

@1 Speed Bike: Giambi gets sweaty doing things simpler than that.

@supermike3: What about the Model across the street and their extra-strength Long Island Ice Teas?

@Camp Tiger Claw: Ha!