@Camp Tiger Claw: And I recently found out the point which you outgrow Brubakers.

@Camp Tiger Claw: I guess this means that you reach an age where $2 Brubakers are no longer enjoyable?

Every once in a while, BBT delivers pure gold when Ravech forgets to hide his disgust and utter disbelief over something that came out of Kruk or Phillip's mouths.

Ever since the 2004 World Series, the Patriots dynasty and global warming rendering winter in New England harmless, Bostonians have been looking for something to be miserable about.

Why don't you two go to the gym and pump each other?

My apartment is devoid of any knives, forks, writing utensils sharper than crayons, cleaning products and rope.

They also don't mention that Cervasio doesn't seem to have a fully functioning brain. She doesn't complete her sentences and stumbles over words.

"How does Tina Cervasio compare to Erin Andrews?"

/goes home and prepares a conditional "suicide watch" kit for Medford roomie in case it all goes wrong tomorrow.

@Tom Chambers over Mark Jackson: And now that BC is in the ACC, we here in Boston are treated to the glory that is Jefferson Pilot Sports Network.

If he does well as junk-holder, he'll get promoted to holding Ken Griffey Jr.'s jock (when he's in town).

@Spectator: "And the old Garden was such an intimidating place to play that we actually changed the outcome of some games. That's right I, Bill Simmons, am personally taking credit for all championships won in the Bird Era. This is in no way delusional. Now where the fuck are my rings?"

@Tuffy: People being scared away by the scary black men who play the game.

"I understand that a lot of these guys come from rough backgrounds," said Lou Covey, director of Vitalcom, a Redwood City public relations firm, "but seeing that, I'm pretty much done with professional basketball."

@twoeightnine: Which is why I believe the author says "We Drink. A lot."

As depressing as it is to reread it, Upstate NY Dspinners, how good is that description of being a Buffalo fan?

@SuperFrankieLampard: Except Duncan can do no wrong and Bowen is not a dirty player. Didn't you read the pamphlet?

Steve Nash comes out pissed. I mean, spittin nails pissed tonight, and just guns it all over the court. Duncan gets to run wild inside, but Nash and the Suns just outscore him. Nash drops 45, throws out 15 dimes and grabs 10 boards and the Suns hang 145 and a big L on the Spurs.

Where is the thread to express outrage over the Suns suspensions?

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