"We were led to believe there would be punch and pie."

Yay, here comes anothe Tar Heels fan reminding everyone of how amazing he is because he roots for the most super team on Earth!

@UkraineNotWeak: And that one isn't nearly as impressive as the cornerstone Wegman's in Rochester.

@Stev D: Clever, but the awful truth is you can see the effects of Buffalo cuisine - Wings, Weck and bleu cheese on your pizza - on most Buffalo gals you meet.

"Pity the Buffalo fan? Then you better send your wallets & firstborns to the Blackhawks fan."

They're going to have to take a fire hose to Waldman to keep her in check if this happens.

@drewheyman: Framingham State girls should be seen, not heard.

All you had to do to get into our football games was not look to high or drunk and give Mrs. Hanrahan 2 dollars at the gate.

Kirk Hinrich = the "zoom zoom" boy from those car commercials.

@SuperFrankieLampard: I like to picture Jesus as a mischevious badger.

My roommate and I calculated that at his salary, he will make more than I make in a year by the time he wakes, has his morning coffee/roid concoction and sits down on the john.

What about the severely underreported story of the series, re: Baron Davis and Austin Croshere apparently want to kill each other?

@SlickBomb: Of course not. That's just silly.

@lieutenant winslow: What about seeing a Red Sox tough guy fan almost cry when Papelbon (finally) blows a save? That was icing on the cake for my trip to Fenway last night.

BBT is actually kind of funny this year because Karl Ravech isn't even trying to hide his disgust at the ridiculous claims Phillips and Kruk make any more.

@TheStarterWife: Diddy didn't do it.

Get this thing off me!!! It's sucking my will to live!

I just can't get myself to care about this. Unless he goes into the HOF because of it.

See, you went for the Matt Millen joke, but I think Bill Bellechik, that crafty genius, will draft this guy.

Me to my roommate after the third home run: "Well, he's out of it now. Varitek's up and he's a walking corspe. (pause) Fuck."