You...you killed him?

If you want that mass-produced machine-stitched rubbsih, sure.

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Britain, are you okay?

There is something of Shakespearian tragedy about the way greed overcame loyalty in the bidding process, only for it to become clear that Channel 4 had bought the concept but ended up with none of the important elements. If I weren’t the sleep-deprived new mother of an 8-week-old I would be able to articulate it…

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Brits mourned when GBBO (known as GBBS in the U.S.) producers announced its move to Channel 4. They cheered when Mel and Sue announced they were sticking with the BBC, and they’re cheering now for Mary Berry’s decision.

And the Paralympics - 2nd to China. Where were you again, USA?

Kelly, it’s gone to Channel 4. As Channel 4 also has a public service remit (funded by the govt and by advertising) and has to produce unique, original programming, how it can justify poaching an already established series, spending lots of public ££££ in the progress, is up for debate.