sometimes big publishers set embargoes for ludicrous times because... I honestly do not know why.

This is actually awful. Philpot stayed quiet and shook hands at the end like a decent human being.

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

I’m going to be that guy: I just don’t get this fandom and shippers thing. I’m probably to old for this or something like that.

It’s the only reason I don’t own a Razer laptop. I hate that logo on the lid. Remove that logo and it would look very, very nice. Same can be said of the Apple logo or any big logo. They look stupid. I know what I bought and they aren’t paying me to advertise. The all black looks great. (I’d take a 1080p version if…

When you get caught moaning your ex’s name and have to think of a quick lie

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

Yeah, her very long shift was 8 hours - so a normal work day, right. Boo fucking hoo. Sorry bitches, I deal will worse than this shit daily and probably paid a quarter of what these trending twats are

Compromise. Save the seal, give them Portrait Mode Guy.

Never hook first. Right click, hook, melee, left click. Aim for the neck so that the spray hits the head and chest area; aiming for the head makes a few pellets miss. If you are hooked first, hold down left click, it will shoot as soon as the mini-stun is finished. Welcome to the apocalypse.

Not quite... Let’s ignore the “pump shotgun that shoots like a double barrel” comic-book style graphics for a moment: Curiously, the ejection port (which - by the way - doesn’t appear to be functional, either) lines up with the pump, not the barrel (yes, I paused the video just for this detail). I did some quick…

I’ve had my Rodina for a few years now and I still absolutely love it. Obviously the downside is that it’s just an homage of a Nomos Tangente. Still, it’s got an automatic Seagull movement.

I’ve had my Rodina for a few years now and I still absolutely love it. Obviously the downside is that it’s just an…

They’re awesome and you get to lie to yourself and say the oatmeal and raisins make them healthy so you can eat twice as many!

Easy, put it in the water. If stays at the bottom, it’s still good. If it floats, it’s bad.

My welcome can be yours too.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Cant we not like and hillary and not like trump either...its kinda like asking what kind of feces you want for breakfast...

A Mustang mistook your Ferrari as a person and ran backed into it? Gotcha.

Did you just get bit by a horse? Did a riding club deny you? did a girl who belongs to a riding club deny you? This has personal vendetta written all over it.