How big are your tits?

I agree with him on the glorifying hookers. Bitch you aren’t a model, you’re a mattress.

Women can orgasm?

Wow, Lamar Odom really lost weight in his legs.

I gladly pay for Bucks tickets. The pay off is coming soon. See ya at the new arena!

I identify so hard with the pissed off kid sitting next to him losing IQ points when Iggy Mouse speaks.

People still use Yahoo Messenger?

Especially when he discovered what Smoothies were. That alone was fucking adorbz.

I love Giannis. I can’t say that enough. In John Hammond We Trust.

“Are you my father Mr. Anthony?”

1. No ejection? Probably wanted to avoid a racial lawsuit.

Let me guess, she endorses “FitTea” or some other supplement. :)

But what happens if Adam Sandler won’t put him in another movie?

You say love, I say lazy hooker.

I liked working at Blockbuster for a few reasons, mainly, I didn’t have a credit card as an 18 year old and it was the easiest way to set up my own rental account. But, those fucking khaki’s had to die.

Is Wyoming nice this time of year?

CB Buckner is a piece of shit.

In case I miscounted, he has exactly 75M reasons not to give a fuck about a Spring Training home run? Attempting to pull a fast one is just fun. But, Goose makes a compelling “what was he thinking?” argument.

and a diaper.

I’ll give you social media sure, but HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH FREE PORNOGRAPHY?!?!