Baseball doesn’t have a black problem, it has a boring-as-shit problem. The average melanin ratio of its players isn’t going to change that.

Lacrosse is like watching the slowest, least-talented game of hockey imaginable.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

When my best friend from high school got married, he wanted his bachelor party to include an Indians game. I sighed. But that’s my homeboy and all his other groomsmen (all White guys) were excited about it. So OK, whatever. During the game, some dude hit a home run. Coco Crisp? Is that a real person? Anyway, I started…

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”

I can’t even find Clitheroe. I bet it’s just a myth

Clitheroe?

Bad news, a Routan is included with every purchase.

Why do you feel this way? Do you believe Americans are superior human beings to people from other countries? Does this mean that Volkswagen can’t build a factory in the U.S.? BASF is forbidden to own land?

Chrysler quality took a nosedive when they paired up with Daimler

Indycar is a joke, this event was not a race it was a parade. Most of the event was under yellow. I was wondering why they don't do yellow sectors like F1 instead of whole course caution and it is because that most of the drivers in this league don't know how to drive without hitting each other, might as well call it…

I like Riccardo, but I have to admit that I love seeing Red Bull and Red Bull Jr. having so many problems.

Isn't disaster his middle name?

Don't forget about missing the pit entry.

"Get these gray comments out of the way."

I see your point, but if you just averaged the models not the sales, there would be no pressure on car companies to improve the mileage of their top selling trucks - they’d just make a little microelectric car that cost $50,000 to offset the truck, and though nobody would buy it, that would suffice. You have to have…

Is Quebec like Canada’s Florida?

If you just told me what happens in the video, I would have thought it was in Florida.

It’s rare to see snow in Florida... I’m assuming the Cyr family must’ve been vacationing in the panhandle during that fluke storm this past winter?