Sounds like she’ll be the governor of a red state soon enough.

I’d rather live amongst porn stars than Southerners.

Wait, are you arguing that football players are in worse shape than baseball players? In worse shape than somebody who can go entire series doing nothing more physically taxing than walking to the outfield?

Ugh, the heat. I’m schvitzing just thinking about it. You want that I should plotz right here in the middle of the field? Oy vey.

It’s just a badge-engineered Mon Calamari cruiser with a stretched chassis and worse mileage. Less nimble, too.

She acts exactly like everyone I’ve ever met born after 1986.

Calm down, Andy Rooney. Should people start wearing suits to the ballpark again?

yeah - Ferrari

That aerial really shows how pathetic these IndyCar circuits are. No wonder no one cares. (well, that and it's basically a spec series)

Running at 80% saves the engine. They only get so many before a penalty kicks in.

If Sauber does ultimately fold, Ferrari will need a customer team. Haas is coming, but they might want to have a second. (I don't count Manor, since the data is useless to Ferrari.)

He and Seb often charter a jet together.

Good. I lost the key fob to my mom’s Lexus and it was almost $500 to get a new one. Fuck Lexus dealers.

1. With the rake of the rear window, only people less than 3 feet tall could utilize a rear seat, and the sun would beat down on them mercilessly.

Is Quebec like Canada’s Florida?

I don't know if you'd be able to tell the difference.

"A minimum of 3 hours per race weekend" is not the same thing as "the entire WEC season"

Wait a minute - every person who has ever worn a uniform is a god damn hero. How dare you besmirch heroes.

That's a private sector program, not ours.

Russia has a program to send humans into space. The United States does not. Russia > USA.