Wait, phones have ringtones? Mine have always just vibrated because I’m not an asshole.

I can't believe Monza was replaced with Riyadh.

NASCAR fans?

I'm not sure a Wiilliams finishes in front of a Ferrari, unless a back marker hits one of the Ferrari's for the third race in a row.

The concept is ALWAYS more attractive than the production version.

Beats the slogan we have out here in Suburban St. Louis: Revenue Generation, Civil Rights Violations, Zero Accountability.

That's exactly what will happen, and the Elio will still never come to market.

All I see this legislation doing is inadvertently killing sales of Morgans , Campagnas, and Slingshots, all because of a vehicle that will NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES actually be released.

Imagine how much further behind they'd be if the Cubs ever played into October.

Contempt for America hasn't hurt the GOP.

Is there not a difference between "fired" and "contract that expires in a week will not be renewed"?

A Camry with a ten-year warranty.

Platform-sharing humor - underrated.

Did he lose 75 pounds and just never replace his clothes because he's worried he's gonna put it all back on?

Nowadays it's almost impossible to point a camera at a cop working without witnessing a violation of civil rights. Amazing invention these cameras, being able to force the law to break it.

I'm sure some stoßtruppe were just trying to do their jobs correctly, too.

This is just what police do.

Yeah, I'm sure she and her family are more proud of her looks than the fact that she worked incredibly hard in school and became a fucking aerospace engineer.

Italy is next.