listen I don’t want to put any pressure on you but if this were a sitcom and/or workplace drama I would watch it. This is the UST-type of thing that I love to see play out. (UST=undefined sexual tension)

Bless you for this! A mutual friend saw us at a Halloween party a few weeks ago, and cornered me later that week for a “What’s going on with you two?” conversation, but I wasn’t sure if it was real, or just me succumbing to the shared charms of bourbon and his cheekbones that could cut glass. 

So my wife and I text animal noises to each other all the time - most frequently “meow” or some variation. Multiple animal noises usually signal we are especially excited about something.

wow okay I need the deets on this hot office romance gos.

Currently? All of them, because I am texting the coworker I kissed last night and apparently we’re getting lunch and I’m convinced everything I’ve written is dumb, dumb, dumb. 

If lacy thongs are a form of consent, me and the missus would be a lot busier.

I. . . don’t know what your point here is. But ok. 

Can’t wait for the film! I love scientific research station murder mysteries!

Angelina Jolie?  Kristen Stewart in twenty years? 

Do not suggest that this is some sort of Canadian thing. Burritos may not be indigenous up here but we do know how to eat them the properly. Covered in cheese curds and drenched in maple syrup.

This series is not based at all on the previous TV series, it is based on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which is a reimagining / more in-depth take on the the original Sabrina comic that would appear in Archie comics. The previous TV series was based on that comic, but two things based on one original source…

Well then tell me how do you cut a person in 8 equal parts? Huh? Didn’t think so.

YES! For years I’ve said I could take all of him except the face and my friends are horrified but still I’ve persisted! There are dozens of us!

Unpopular opinion: I loved having school uniforms. My family couldn’t afford to buy us a wardrobe full of new clothes each year, and school uniforms made that economic gap less obvious. Plus, it made getting ready each morning a lot easier—no fussing about what to wear each day. You grabbed your uniform from the…

Cardi B became famous only two days ago and she always seems to be spending money like the gravy train’s never gonna stop. Not only is it nouveau riche AF, it’s reckless. Just ask Johnny Depp.

2. The idea that porn is the cause of sexual abuse in church is both laughable and tragic. Just let your pastors, preachers, etc. be sexual. But like, consensually.... with adults.

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

“No, that is the razor I use if I shave at night. This is the one I use if I shave in the morning!”

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

Can’t you just make a dating app recognize these scammers and pair them up with each other?