“He’s a musical genius, but if I asked him to make a fake ID, he would have no idea how to do that,” Kelly’s lawyer Doug Anton said.

“(every single song could have at least one verse of, and the audience would notice anyway given high concentration of gibberish in the lyrics).”

I was raped at 15 by my best friends older brother, who got me to go home with him from school by telling me that said friend was sick and needed my help, where he then beat me unconscious and raped me.

About a month later, my father beat the shit out of my rapist.

Some weeks after that, my two brothers beat him up…

The worst case would be *actual* murder if the victim dies.  

Not everyone is going to have the money for IVF (or adoption for that matter). I think the fact that most people wouldn’t dump someone they’re already serious about based on them being a fellow recessive carrier of a disease is why someone might find this sort of screening useful. If you already know you’re a…

The giver was my father, not me, but this is still a great story.

My stepfather was an abusive brute, who loved to give “gifts” that would be “useful” rather than outright kind. Hence the wheelbarrow he gave me one year for Christmas.

My cousin’s toddler was the target of a failed kidnapping in a mall, mid 80s. That year I gave my sis-in-law a leash for her 3 yr. old daughter. In my defense, the child was the youngest of 3, with a knack for sudden disappearances. I meant no harm but Sis is still pissed, I had no kids yet and fully stepped on her…

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

She plays Twyla the waitress on Schitt’s Creek. It’s a festival of Levys!

I mean, Pete Wentz and Rivers Cuomo aren’t either.  Obviously they didn’t mean strictly romantic couples; they meant literally people who were photographed together.

INSERT YOURSELF? are you serious right now?

While Lornicz would like her story removed from the audiobook entirely, Gladwell’s lawyer argues that he has a legal right to use the quotes.

I think you’re being kinda unkind to Tanden. What she’s saying is that it’s weird for AOC to credit Bernie with CHIP - the program AOC says she specifically benefited from - when CHIP’s passage is really due to Hillary, who worked harder on defining both the actual radical content of the bill and on ensuring it had…

They probably spend like 99% of their time in the house in three rooms (Kitchen, TV area, master bedroom). The rest just sits there aside from if they ever throw house parties.

This is the home Patrick Bateman would have if he was a millennial tech bro.

Just hold tight. Soon the entire human race will be wiped out and it won’t matter. Silver lining? 

Your co-workers must be unaware then that the primary users that rely on public transportation are people of color. And even among car owners, simply being able to buy new and/or nice cars instead of driving some 20+ year old piece of junk that constantly breaks down is part of their privilege. 

Ugh. Shit like this is why I roll my eyes when people say things like “I can’t wait for the Boomer generation to die out so we don’t have to deal with this kind of nonsense anymore.” Um, their kids are JUST LIKE THEM, if not worse. 

He might just like hip hop better? Or maybe opera roles for black men are hard to come by and he saw the writing on the wall. In any case, he is *talented*