I feel like I didn’t make it clear this was sarcasm. I thought the hashtags would tip my hand!

This guy, however, gets it.

I run into this problem every election. Not just for judges but a whole lot of low level state and local races. Even when they do have campaign websites, half the time they’re too generic to give me any clue why I should vote for them over their opponents. Which is why I just vote for the woman or person of color…

NOT ME I AM DUMB AND NOW I’M ALL MAD ABOUT IT

and some of us didn’t.

You need to lay off your sister.

I first heard about that being possible on a CSI episode where a server did it to make a gambler too sick to stay and play. I wonder if it was being done before that and the show ripped it from the headlines or if they started that trend by informing the public at large that this could be done.

It’s because they are two good looking people. Let a unattractive person pull this crap and they would have been in jail already.

The naivete of you shocks me. The lawyer is making a point, that doesn’t mean he’s actually surprised.

a new BMW

I knew three different people lucky enough to have met Keanu years apart who had never met each other and I can confirm they each independently confirmed how genuinely nice he was to each of them (as if we ever expected something else anyway).

She comes with her own dibblers. Someone needs to follow her around with a bag of seed. Next year: asters! (A fine change from this year, which has been all disasters.)

Aeration is an important part of lawn maintenance.

You mean the calculated, on purpose kind?

This Johnson guy might want to consider finding a new residence, asap, and, occasionally ducking for no reason.

I mean, it’s technically true.

The woman is friggin chameleon. It took me forever to connect Broadchurch her to Hot Fuzz her to Fleabag her. She is amazing.