“OI! 'SPUTIN! GETCHER BLOODY BEARDED BUGGERING FACE OUTTA MY PALACE!"

My office desk is too tall and this feels like a good place to complain about it.

RIP the word twerk. Died this sad day.

Fraternal order of Police is a pretty fucked up name for a co-gendered organization. There are women serving, fraternal means brotherly. Fuck these assholes.

Why the fuck am I reading this dumbass shit on the five-year anniversary of Eric Garner’s death? I haven’t seen any reporting on it from Gawker media. the quality of your guys work has gone down so far, can you just try a little harder? Nobody wants to read this shit, there's really important stuff happening right…

It’s shockingIt’s shocking to me that this Jeff Daniels story is not about him looking exactly like Dave Gulier from full House!

Girl this happens...a lot.

Counterpoint: fast fashion su is and all shoes should cost more than 250 because humans make them and need healthcare.

Did anyone else hate this headline so much? It sounds like you’re congratulating the authors for their construction. 

He is right though. The reporting was irresponsible and inconsistent. Journalism is dead. The quality of the writing here has gone down so much in the last couple of years it’s almost unbelievable. It’s possible for him to be annoying and a problem and also correct about this particular point. Also since this won’t…

She is trolling us. It's way too specifically hilarious. 

I’veI’ve never even watched this show but I hate it’s so much because the name alone implies there’s so much you can do to prevent someone from doing it when in reality there's not. It blames survivors, and it’s bullshit.

Presenting the evidence ina discussion about evidence isn’t irresponsible, suicidal people shouldn’t even be reading about this at all.

Because it was a super upsetting thing to encounter at 6:30 this morning.

These girls are not women. That said: woman is cultural. Underage is legal. You are comparing apples and oranges terms. A 14 year old Jewish woman has had her bat mitzvah, and is an underage woman. That has nothing to do with this pig though. Your point still stands and matters so much. But if it's an article about…

Ladies should I watch this show?

There is some really weird stuff going on in the promo photos for Kim's Kimono line. He waist has like...this cut line that makes no human sense. It's an angular wrinkle that would exist in a cartoon drawing but not on an actual person. 

Omg I quickly read the royal baby is CURSED and got so excited but this is cool too.

Honestly I feel awful for both ofdamn, it really does look to me like they were both trying to avoid each other and went the wrong way. Yeah from now on let's just slide into home shall we? My ankle still hurts from Buster Posey. 

It gives her an advantage. Why do you call it an unfair advantage? That doesn't make sense to me.