Did anyone else think this article was going to be about her accent? I want clips of it contradicting itself, the accent slipping, background info on where she grew up, quotes from her to justify it.

Eh. It’s a legit question. Not saying it’s a bad choice, but wondering how that happens is natural. Sheer curiosity is okay in internet comment sections. It would of course be super rude to ask a woman that to her face though. But here? I also wonder what her plan was. It's a gorgeous wig. 

I mean....the university staff took bribes. No one is saying it’s a bad school or every grad sucks, but this whole reality is disparaging to USC etc. Not much that can be done about that. A lot of people were involved.

Oh man though his series about Tana Mongeau or however you spell it was insane. Really gripping. 

I had the same Leonardo DiCaprio book and slept with it every night in 1997! I wonder if we are legion? Once I had a dream he was rowing me in a beautiful boat on a lake. Also had a crush on Jim Carrey at the time? Also Dane Cook eeeeeewwwwww.

Yup. So crazy. She straight up faxed fake test results to Novartis. 

Honestly, remembering the Zeitgeist of the age and the magic of the iPod makes all of this make a lot more sense. The “impossible” was actually being achieved. The attitude was get there first or perish. We did put a man on the moon. I'm somebody with a scientific background, but not a medical one, and I could have…

I found your comment to be reallyinteresting, as you really can tell a lot about somebody’s mental health from their eyes and from your gut feelings. I did want to make a note that what I looked up said that some pacu eyes are just when you have the whites above or below your iris also showing in addition to the…

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OOh man. Kit. everyone deserves a little bit of therapy, and of game of thrones had to be the straw that broke the camel's back and got you on the couch we are all very proud and supportive. I feel very happy for his wife. Good for them!

Who is her real dad again? We all agree it cannot be Michael right?

Can we talk about why her hair is always a goddamn mess? Considering the rest it is so odd to me. Her makeup too. I just finished reading the John Careyou novel and I no longer feel like a bad feminist for bringing this topic up. 

• This tale of Future supposedly putting a “bounty” on the head of the woman who claims she’s pregnant with his child is a wild ride with a happy ending. [Bossip]

Yup! Cleaning should always be a critical part of every sex toy review.

I always thought that scholarship money comes from the donations of the wealthy parents that are getting their kids in? This whole system is never bothered me because it’s like one rich kid can subsidize the scholarships of 100 poor kids. Why should the taxpayers have to do it when rich assholes can do it for us? It’s…

That would maaaaybe make sense ifathletes didn’t spend an inordinate amount of time getting better at their chosen sport when they could theoretically be studying. It’s not reasonable to expect somebody who spends hours a day at sports practice to have the same grades as somebody who doesn’t do that. It's a massive…

Exodus was already Jewish; they didn’t need to add the J at the beginning, and that is what I am here to discuss today.

Alsoyou’re a fully grown adult Who knowingly just made a file false dichotomy between intelligence and people who can move their bodies or enjoy doing so. That is just even dumber the more I read it. 

Whatever, academic edgelord. everyone knows there are some communities where the sports team is the only way to get out, and thinking about it for like 2 seconds before you talk about it might make you seem a little bit less insensitive to those kids. I don’t value sports in schools either, but just calling them all…

I actually feel like a celebrity calling in via their third string assistant is totally insider info, and is probably much better quality insider info than many of the non-celebrity leaks.