Isn’t this the girl that got on for a fake crew team? Or was she an SAT liar? The latter group I do pity. Their parents actually lied to make them think they were smarter than they are. Imagine realizing your parents have so little faith in you they can’t even trust you to know how stupid you are.

Hr actual job is being a role model. She failed. She's fired. 

Brings a whole new meaning to “Aunt Becky..."

Yeah, that was always my original interpretation. I still feel like you can’t reference the pre-surgery nose without invoking the post-surgery nose?

Never thought I would be sograteful for the kind of public education that these kids don’t want. It’s a great way to avoid having to go to school with these types of people. I had a lot of educational privilege growing up, but my parents used it to help me get a math tutor made me do extra homework and study. It's…

So, when Beyonce says Jackson 5 nostrils, is she specifically making a jab at all the siblings who had their nostrils cut off? Like is she saying Jackson 5 nostrils because after the Jackson 5 was over everybody got these identical terrible nose jobs? Or was she just referring to Jackson 5 nostrils to generally mean…

Why is all of this coverage so focused on Felicity Huffman while ignoring William h Macy? I don’t just mean in this article; you wouldn’t even know he was involved based on the news coverage I’m seeing.

Oh my God the punctuation in that KWF excerpt!!

Wait is this not a sponsored article? Just a short blurb on a celebrity partnership? Native advertising? What am I looking at? 

May her memory be a blessing. May her family be given the strength and space to heal. May others who are suffering get the help they deserve. This is heartbreaking. 

Does this article have like a lede or a short summary intro? I found it really hard to follow as someone totally new to the topic. Reading this felt like dancing around a singular sentence that never manifested itself. Does this make me ancient? I’m 30 and this is something I have noticed within these Gawker long…

Support pigs should also be allowed. a gentleman at my University had a an emotional support hog named beef, and everybody loved him. 

Thanks for sharing this!

Damn, she just said California girls but white people, and didn’t even realize that’s what she was doing. As a white California girl, I can say this state is HELLA DIVERSE. It is Los Angeles! what she should have said is that the show started out in Newport Beach, and capitalism is racist, so of course the show wasn’t…

Jesus Christ parenting is degrading. Your story is way scarier than you realize!

Sounds like somebody finally got around to watching schoolhouse Rock.

You know Garner ate the free samples. She probably just loves Costco. 

Invading sperm. Yes. Sue the sperm for trespassing.

Came here to say this! 

First of all, R Kelly is guilty and needs to go to jail and he is wrong as fuck. But people will do insane shit for money. I just evicted a woman from my house after finding out she stole half a million dollars in multiple, diverse, elaborate scams. People do insane shit for attention, like the munschausens by…