Im glad she got her titty sucked. At least that's fun. Better than sucking a D. I just wish she was getting head. 

27 year old me took my 85 year old grandmother and her friends on a road trip to Cambria in my parents minivan. The trip was a goddamn gift, we had a blast, and we still get dinner and gossip. I wish I could take them!!!

Thank you!!! I’m about to Pilot a rat birth control program for my local county in order to avoid using anticoagulants and I’m so excited about it.

I do remember covering those dye-your-own shoes. I wanted an entire closet of them. But mostly, my 8 year old self wanted them in Jessica Rabbit Scarlett. For my slinky gown, of course. Still want. 

As a white lady, I actually have my PhD in “I’d like to speak to your maaaaanager please.” So, I invite you to join me in self righteously demanding to know why public funding is being used to pay for this racist piece of shit. Tell them everyone is watching them. It creeps people out. School of management at UM Flint…

He did want to make a supersonic woman of me...

I disagree. I truly hated this movie. I tried to walk out and my friends got mad. It's really terrible. It was so, so BORING. That alone should be a crime when describing Freddie. Usually a biopic is a B movie. This was an F. Very rarely is the subject of a biopic so glamorous, glorious, and representative of the peak…

I credit this wonderful woman for my ability to give what I’ve always heard Is pretty much the best blowjob ever. In high school, I will never forget her looking into the camera and saying “the secret to oral sex is excessive amounts of drool! You must simply drool all over the penis!” Sometimes I still picture it and…

I was also this kid! My friend Samantha was no longer allowed to be friends with me after she told her mom that I showed her the book, but then later her mom called to apologize to my mom because Samantha found porn in there VCR! Take that, Sandra!

So many! It just really bothers me that Killer Mike support Chris. I feel like that man is so great and such an outspoken feminist, but still thinks it's more important to stand by his fellow artist than ...his other fellow artist. I'm just not over it. It's been so many years but every time I see him on TV I see red.…

This is why the way this article presents criticism of research as valid bothers me. We need MORE research, not ladies who think understanding the chemistry of our "divine" puss juice is somehow undermining it. No. More knowledge is more power, period. 

I wonder how many people have distanced themselves from R Kelly recently even thought they knew the while time, and who still support Chris Brown? How sincere is the outrage? It all feels so hollow to me. Mute everyone who ever worked with these guys. 

When I was five I got married on the beach. We kissed. It was romantic. We were dedicated for like...a year? We broke up because he wouldn't disown his older brother for squishing a jellyfish on purpose. 

We DEFINITELY ALREADY DO dissect male ejaculate. Pussy juice does not “literally” smell divine. It may, in her opinion, smell divine. That interview was so silly. I’m a scientist. There’s nothing reductive or demeaning about doing a chemical analysis of a human bodily fluids, we do it with everything else. Are we…

Ugh even the straight dudes have figured it out. None of them want a real relationship! 

Well by all means let me clarify: it’s SUPER necessary. The dangerous part is not seeing a doctor who can make sure you are not ectopic or anemic or something else. Women need access to doctors to prescribe the pills safely. Chill on the f bombs perhaps?

Exactly.

Ive taken them. They are dangerous. Don't ask me to talk about it. A doctor should definitely be involved. I don’t want to debate that, which I already said. It’s dangerous, period. No debate. Stay focused on the point which is that this shouldn’t have to happen in the first place because abortion doctors should be…

This is the coat hanger of 2019. Still super dangerous, this woman is not a doctor and doesn’t know how these women will react to the pills. My heart aches for this woman and each of her clients. I don’t even want to debate whether she did the right thing because what matters is that she shouldn’t have to do it at…

Also Kristen Stewart looks like she took a lot of MDMA at that party. I hope she did. That sounds fun.