@cmdrfire: I agree; Lord of War was excellent.

Yeah, I'm getting that (heat)sinking feeling.

Can I get some in carbon fullerine flavor please? I hate sharpening these things.

@t('-'t).............................The Unpronounceable: FYI, a "quantum leap" is small. But I completely approve and agree with your reply.

"EVERYTHING THAT SCOTT REDMOND OR CLEVER INDUSTRIES HAS BUILT HAS WORKED OR BEEN FUNCTIONAL IN REFERENCE DESIGN FORM"

Is someone undercompensating?

@imaeffinginger: I haven't a clue.

@imaeffinginger: Hearted.

I noticed all of the criticism about dead batteries, etc... Just set up the system to read the text message sent. Use a password, such as "open sesame" as the message body to unlock it. That works, right?

@ManicMonkey: Can someone please star ManiacMonkey?

How about just designing your hardware to be unable to do any damage to itself? Much like Asimov's Third law, except hardware coded. For instance, make a deliberately fragile yet easily replaceable part of those centrifuges to fall apart at greater than normal operation speed, stopping further motion.

I guess this means salad spinners are obsolete now. Just throw your salad in the nearest vacuum chamber and let that water boil off without harming your tasty veggies.

@ender89: Hah, yours are too complicated. I always use "password", "password", and "password" for my security questions. Those sneaky haxxors are expecting me to use caps and special characters... Little would they guess, I used a password vulnerable to a simple dictionary attack!

Our eyes cannot repel strain of that magnitude!

Our eyes can't resist strain of that magnitude!

I swear that there was another article exactly like this about a year ago. Can anyone else remember that?

"He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

@tomsomething: Yep. It's an incentive for you to turn off your phone.

@Mr.Wilson: Could someone please star this guy?

Still not comparing in toughness to fullerines, I should hope?