Can someone please make tiny sharks to go with these?

Bravo.

Doublethink, anyone?

@pixelsnader: Nah, it's a function of area. The centimeters in the middle are less effective, so I would venture a gander at 80 total minutes if the middle was completely utilized. This is sans math, of course.

Pirates don't need soap.

I wish to obtain some replacement cartridges for my 100% eco-friendly soap dispenser/grater. Where would one obtain such an item?

See, there's no $19 335 pen on there, guys! the pen really isn't that great!

Or, you could buy 19 000 of these, and still have enough money for ~$300 worth of paper.

Great! Another use for these!

@rmason3822: Some of us found the monster waiting under the bed. What then?

@minneyar: Somebody star this guy.

Is that picture to scale?

Twelve does not a proper sample size make.

@BoxOfScraps: Doesn't it already? That's the liver's function, right?

Anything in there about gender? I'm very curious. Now we can finally know whether males or females are more suited to Grammar Nazihood.

@Onizuka-GTO: But I like the pew pew! I really see no reason to skip laser weapons; I kind of want a use for that suit of mirror armour. But I'm certainly a fan of gauss/rail weapons. Bring it on!

Would polarizing filters protect against this sort of thing? See, I finally found a use for those disposable 3D glasses I got from Tron.

This made taking French in high school all worth it. I'm still a minor, and this makes me feel old.

@Arken: I happen to own some Apple technology myself. And I rather like it. No offense intended, though it was definitely taken anyway.

@RW-1: Please give this guy a star.