Can someone please explain why these runways need to be moved? All the article said was that the earth's magnetic poles were shifting and that as a result runways were moved. We're missing an intermediate step of logic somewhere.

Hm... I was sure that Apple would use this stunning new technology to make cases that melt if you leave them outside in the sun. All the better to sell hapless fools more iPhones.

Waffles? Didn't you mean carrots?

@Alex Accarino: Perhaps we could start selling these with a radioactive marker on them. The people who wear them will glow in the dark, and die a slow, painful death of radiation poisoning!

@d00d123: Yeah... "Tony Starkium. Element 83.5. We just added a couple of hadrons to make it work. And a really big laser."

@Corbab: "Lost a planet, you have. How embarassing!"

@Retsaot: Air happens to be an excellent insulator. I hate to freeze your Slushee, but most people can do this on a still day. Hence, 'wind chill'.

She must have been wearing a choker.

What happens when someone leaks his book before he can publish it? Oh, the irony.

What kept Wikileaks off this story? Assange, I'm disappointed in you.

Pikachu should have got this job.

"...effectively making both sets of appendages more powerful.":

Pew pew?

Clarke's third law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

"Mouth-watering 3d"? What exactly does this mean?

This is a blown fuse or breaker waiting to happen.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Next year's Cup: All the fan stores sell 'laser sighted vuvuzelas', with product description: "Twice the distraction, twice the fun, twice the likelihood of getting thrown out of the soccer game! What's not to love?"

So, pew pew?

Hey, his snuggie is inside out!

@linkgx1: Actually, under the binary tree. Oops! There goes that hermetic seal on the hard drive. ^_^