@tooshay: What if the card was oriented vertically in the viewport of the scanner? It would only see a thin bar of opaque, instead of a knife silhouette, right? Also, do they have multiple view angles in those machines?

@Dacker: That's what we should do. I like this system.

Awesome. Yes, everything is better with the Inception soundtrack.

That first one is what I'll look like once I figure out how to upload my consciousness to a server and backup into cyborg form. ^_^ Yay replaceable parts!

@Settings: Maybe some of that paint that NASA developed for telescopes.

Another reason to get a car with a fiberglass body. ^_^

@destroyer: UPS will inevitably ban dye packets in packages in order to prevent any allegations of allegedly tampered with packages, but are "really the result of malfunctioning devices". UPS cannot be held accountable for dye packets staining your packages.

@cherry-blossom: "Package contained live bobcat. Would not buy again."

All good engineering requires lots of balls.

Finally, a use for my electromagnetic deflection suit! Good luck hitting me now, Navy!

Yeah, good luck printing this product description.

@kooch888: Step 7: $ Profit $

@generalalexei: Yeah. I'm 17 and a bit of a (read: massive) science geek. I've always wondered about silicon-based life forms, and even tried to work out the chemicals necessary for them. I, too, scoff at those who assume that life can only be built of carbon.

See? /Now/ it's not that hard to believe that aliens can have HCl for blood, is it.

Crap. Now the bugs that people plant on me will be self-charging. :(

I'm so happy that I can speak French now! Four years of high school classes are finally worth it because of this video.

@aznriptide859: Also: So much for "yield do other traffic" when going through an intersection.

Foam you can eat: See article: 'Marshmallows'.

@holy holes batman: I wish I had legos this big.

Um... Terrorist? I'm certainly not cowering in fear due to increased knowledge of what my government is really doing. Wait... Yes, I am. They are infringing on freedom of speech here.