@cycle-ops: The American over here agrees.

Solution: Make a fire, with just those matches. They you won't have to worry about "those conditions".

First one resembles Wikipedia's 'Bubble Sort' diagram.

That first one looks like Wikipedia's diagram of a bubble sort.

Raising your kid? There's an app for that. Why even try and do it the hard way?

Well, I would have guessed that a half-baked photoshop artist put that boulder there, but have your way with it.

What if I had a wireless USB drive? It would be awesome if I could put it on the desk and physically move stuff over to it, placing it on the drive wirelessly.

Can I have a side of ammo with that ammo counter, please? What? You're all out?

I have seen this article before. Perhaps it was caused by a tumor caused by too much mobile phone use? :/

Need: beverage bottle with infinite capacity.

Next up: Paper. You can make paper shivs, and God forbid some little kid gets *gasp* a PAPER CUT!

Hm... What is somebody gets the bright idea to get your bike to climb all the way up and over the pole? Bike != protected.

Oh. I thought that it was a guitar.

Hm... "rendered his gear inoperable". Well, apparently it kept operating well enough to fly the copta. By no means was this guy justified in his fun, but it's not that big of a deal, Mr. Sheriff. Get over it. It's a shiny light.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of things that can still go wrong when launching a projectile. First of all, let's assume that you properly mounted the laser so that it projects perpendicular to the handle assembly. Now, the only stuff that can go wrong is:

So, now horses are being used to make glue... and gold?

That picture looks like a Spartan's Mjolnir helmet.

That's 68 more places that I can go to get people to rate pictures of me. XD

I'm sure that this will deter people with "large weapons" from going through security.

God bless the TSA.