I'm just going to mention that using 1 point font is cheating.

@Avastmateys: Rofls YES!

@wætherman: Agreed, sir.

Good thing the smart people aren't terrorists. We're screwed when someone smart becomes stupid enough to take their own life.

So, if I swallow these lead pellets and play with mercury will I get the same metal ion exchange effects as these guys?

"Permanent electromagnets"? What happens when the power goes out?

Does it have an included 3d printer so you can print spare parts when it falls apart?

So, did they 3d print the engine, too? Why not just machine it out of metal? Oh, wait. They do that already.

Crap. There goes NASA and the entire future of Humanity as a whole.

@Frequenter: Hey! Us physics people use kilos!

@ballesteros1992: Too bad the meter is defined by the kilogram. We actually define a litre (or 10 centimetres cubed) using one kilogram of water.

Yeah, try fitting that into the little box for carry on items before you board the plane. XD

Rofl. That guy with the iPad would have been a deal breaker for me, just because of the iPad.

Hm... You may want a USB extender cord for this one.

"Over 9000 penises"

How about "Have a sherry on top"?

@Caturday Yet?: Heh, I love that game too.

Number associations? I don't have any of those.

"Necessities"?

Heresy! Why didn't you use a lego minifig?!