And the results: let's turn to Snuggles for the conclusion:

See my profile picture. ^_^ Beat you to it.

This guy might be stupid for wasting so much time over something so insignificant, but because he stood up for the rights and liberties of more people than himself he is a better idiot than I can ever hope to be.

@John Crane: Agreed. Like those complimentary airline headphones. It's not like they're going to change because of this, though... It's a lost cause.

Dwarves could have done it faster. Just ask Thoren Oakenshield.

Rofls... They already thought of the mile high club.

@Lu10ntDn: Actually, probably not. One lightning strike contains roughly the same amount of energy released by burning a litre of kerosene.

This story is the "meat and potatoes" of the fast food industry. Let's see some professional experiments, hm?

PAINTED gold?! I want them to match my diamond-studded solid gold iPhone! Damn you, Pioneer!

@iDon't even: Well, they are special effects experts. I agree, this is real. Just sayin'.

I absolutely hate touch screens. Just putting that out there.

Heh, don't get any new piercings.

@Eptin: Gr! You beat me to it!

What about overvolting them and rupturing the cells on purpose?

Now give the robot arm a knife so that it can cut the cake as well. Is this a good idea?

@ZZZYZZZ: You made my day. That's awesome.

@tyler.derden: Crap. I need to make my own cell phone.

@maximum_sarge: Mail it. XD