I'd personally like a cell phone jammer this size. Just sayin'.

I like. Now, I want one that crushes nuts in a gravity vortex.

Hey, where's Al Gore?

Foil hats work just as well.

Has anyone wondered whether she's just lying down in this picture? It would be a lot easier for those objects to "stick" if she was.

Hm... And what about just putting some UV LEDs on there? Would that kill anything? Just wondering.

@12pt: I want THAT for MY birthday!

God Forbid... We'll have to use *gasp* the more efficient hydrogen instead. And, as a bonus, it's flammable! I'd much rather have that in my birthday balloons.

Are you kidding?! When I'm done brushing my teeth, I just lean down and schlurp water directly out of the tap to rinse with. And I'm definitely not above drinking in that way either.

Hm... Reason number 9001 to never leave your webcam or built in camera plugged in/uncovered when not using it.

In other news, you are your own father and there's always a bigger fish.

Wait, you're telling me that the ground isn't already covered in Lego?

And what happens when some slightly-smarter-than-a-rock person realizes that a Faraday cage (Al foil around the foot) works excellently in foiling (pun intended) tracking attempts.

Robotic charizard, use flamethrower! *it's super effective!*

Hurm... One time I left my textbook at home, and I torrented the entire thing. For free. No money involved. Is this not a good idea?

This would definitely work asking someone out in real life...

It's got something unsecured inside; that's the only way its center of gravity could shift that much to roll it consistently.

Wait, so now if you *don't* grind, you level up!? What is this world coming to?!

Hurm... And what happens in case of earthquake?

Who's laughing now?