Wait, now who's going back to the moon to retrieve that little plaque that someone left behind?!

Lockheed Martin AND the Church of Scientology? We're doubly screwed.

And the WSJ article said that the tags "can't be turned off". They're called scissors, dumbnuts.

This seems oddly reminiscent of something I would build. I like it.

It needs to be red, flaming, and on top of a tower before I become afraid of it.

Or, as my my leet friends like to say when playing a fps game:

@lordargent: You're right. I'm a Nethack player too... Totally missed that.

This makes me think of a Gelatinous Cube from D&D. But maybe that's just my geek showing.

@lankysob: I think that this would be very painful. And I also think that they went through a LOT of laptops this way.

@frigg: Agreed. Texas should get absolute blackbody status.

@lanbeast: Win.

This is an awful idea.

And here I thought that this was a Skyhook reference from Batman.

So will I live a cursed half-life if I eat it? (Sorcerer's Stone reference)

@NightMystic: @NightMystic: Actually, I did. And sorry, but I don't think that it's realistic to ask people to predict a rape in the making. I mean, how can one advertise a potential rape zone and not get sued for something or other in today's society?

"Please stop raping me for a minute, I just have to put on a condom... Okay. Carry on."

And the irony here is that McAfee actually found something.