Kinda think that whoever wrote this headline should work on her sobriety.

I wonder how it’ll look in the shop.

“Mass Effect: Andromeda’s Combat Will Let You Mess Aliens Up Just About Any Way You Want.”

“Donald Trump Personally Pressured Betsy DeVos Into Fucking Over Transgender Students”

Everyone, settle down. Making America Great isn’t gonna happen over night!

“The name of Ancona’s place of employment has not been reported” - that’s too bad, cuz I’d love to know what kind of P-O-S establishment would have a P-O-S guy like this as an employee.

I think this is going to be my boilerplate response to this sort of piece:

Speaking as a middle-aged, Jewish guy - and a recent ex-Republican - I’m delighted to welcome your baby as a new citizen of this country. I hope he grows up loving and supporting liberty and decency like EVERY American should, both here and abroad, and that he opposes the hateful, medieval-minded bigots who are far…

I’m actually fine with your “views on taxes, health-care reform or government entitlements.” It’s that you chose to back a pussy-grabbing, hateful, anti-semitic neanderthal that I have problems with.

I guess this is the “Northern States” model. I live in the deep south, and I wouldn’t consider buying something like this unless it could cook a pound at a time.

My wife says, “I don’t see why people need to be violent. Violence won’t help.” My response, “yeah, I suppose you’re right.” Me upon looking at this video, “get him, get him!”

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

A guy who flies a drone is a “pilot?” If I play Halo, does that make me a “Spartan?”

Image is very click-bate-y, and it totally worked.

Frankly, I expect more creativity from Beyoncé. Calling Kim “talentless and pathetic” is kinda like calling Trump a crass, bigoted buffoon. Kanye has talent, though (pathetic still works).

I think the point is, it isn’t possible he’s just suspended like that, unless...HORROR!

“9 and up: Tweens and Teens Are a Lot Like You”

Trump turns my stomach, but I think it’s not unreasonable for an employer to expect an employee to do his or her job. And nobody is forcing them. They have the same choice every other employee has. Do the job or lose it. I think a better argument should be how these young ladies should stick to their guns, not perform…

While these guys turn my stomach, I want them to do a good job for the American people. But there’s also a part of me that wants this to be as painful as possible. For the first time in my life, I think the US needs to be punished for it’s stupidity, I’m just sad that it’ll be those with the fewest options, and those…

“Trump Saying ‘Every Offensive, Racist Thing Ever’” - so...like...the entire campaign trail? I mean, the problem isn’t that Americans don’t know what a pig this guy is. The problem is they DID know what a pig this guy is, and voted for him anyway. What would be news is a tape of him saying something intelligent,…