Me too.

It’s not enough that he’s going to get his ass kicked. He’s just the symptom - it’s the Republican party’s voters that are the disease (up until this election season, I was a life-long Republican, and now I’m very much ashamed of myself).

So, on this one issue, maybe I’m on Trump’s side a little (though it makes me sick to my stomach to admit that).

If only that toddler had the good sense to have armed herself!

Well, since we’re all being honest, it’s a good thing this is a free site, because after reading (scanning) this, I kinda want my money back.

The news media is doing a genuine public service by shining a light on the fact that you can’t trust a random mob to do anything right. It’s too bad school and government officials don’t realize this yet, and continue to believe that the public will be more interested and invested in something if they get to take part…

My wife would never forgive me for having an affair. But if I had an affair with Rachel Roy, I think she might.

You sure that’s a tattoo? Kinda looks like Sharpy to me.

Pretty sure this is just a preamble for his presidential run in four years.

I think this is brilliant and I want to see more of them. If I’d change anything, I’d put the text of each statement on the white background next to each woman, in quotes, with “ - Donald Trump” at the end, because that’d make it even more difficult to disassociate the statements from the moron who first uttered them.

Golden Corral should be lower imho.

“People who don’t have sadness, they don’t understand.”

How pretty is the goat? And is she...a “goer,” know what I mean? Nudge nudge, wink wink?

I sympathize with Kesha, but not with this piece. I don’t think we’d be living in a better society if contracts were considered null and void based on an accusation of rape or abuse. If there’s enough evidence, I would hope the guy in question would be sent to jail and then she wouldn’t have to work with him directly.…

This is super cool. But if I were the guys in the videos, I’d spend less money on nice cars, and more money on houses in nice neighborhoods.

Is #OccupyTheMiddleOfNowhere a thing yet?

So it’s basically an Apple store for fat and sodium. I can dig it.

“two of the guns used in the attack were purchased legally” - oh thank gawd. This makes me feel so much better. I’d hate to think that they’d have broken any gun laws.

THAT is funny horrible.

“Tell us again how guns aren’t the problem, and how Americans should have every right to bring a weapon into a fucking restaurant. Say that to us one more fucking time.”