Best of luck! It’s been an absolute pleasure reading your stuff.

The news media is doing a genuine public service by shining a light on the fact that you can’t trust a random mob to do anything right. It’s too bad school and government officials don’t realize this yet, and continue to believe that the public will be more interested and invested in something if they get to take part…

I liked the Conan, “what is best in life” fan service in the Dothraki camp. I was going to point that out to my wife while we were watching, then I realized...I was watching with my wife.

My wife would never forgive me for having an affair. But if I had an affair with Rachel Roy, I think she might.

You sure that’s a tattoo? Kinda looks like Sharpy to me.

Pretty sure this is just a preamble for his presidential run in four years.

Might be a nice place to visit.

“Samantha is still a body pillow. Samantha still can’t love you back.”

I think this is brilliant and I want to see more of them. If I’d change anything, I’d put the text of each statement on the white background next to each woman, in quotes, with “ - Donald Trump” at the end, because that’d make it even more difficult to disassociate the statements from the moron who first uttered them.

Golden Corral should be lower imho.

I keep hoping IKEA will come out with pelvic chairs to match my femur-and-rib-cage-inspired dining room. This review is evidence I’m not the only one who feels this way.

“People who don’t have sadness, they don’t understand.”

It would have been so cool if they programmed in a rude hand gesture that was triggered whenever that jerk moved the box or knocked him down.

How pretty is the goat? And is she...a “goer,” know what I mean? Nudge nudge, wink wink?

I sympathize with Kesha, but not with this piece. I don’t think we’d be living in a better society if contracts were considered null and void based on an accusation of rape or abuse. If there’s enough evidence, I would hope the guy in question would be sent to jail and then she wouldn’t have to work with him directly.…

“Benedict Cumberbatch is NOT playing Khan”

I was not prepared for this to be serious, nor was I prepared for it to be interesting.

To me, the accents are more annoying than the beeping. But the beeping is awful.

This is super cool. But if I were the guys in the videos, I’d spend less money on nice cars, and more money on houses in nice neighborhoods.

Is #OccupyTheMiddleOfNowhere a thing yet?