I know it came out well before 2015, but the disappointment still lingers.

So it’s basically an Apple store for fat and sodium. I can dig it.

“Rod Sterling” should be “Rod Serling,” of course.

I kinda liked this guy, but y’all were probably all kids when he first appeared (hey - so was I!):

Here’s a picture from the closing ceremonies, courtesy of Akira (1988):

I saw a flying overlord, way down below the ship. I was looking HARD for them, and even though it was nearly microscopic, I could clearly see the wings extend and contract. Was hoping to see it more clearly since it’s mentioned in the book.

I’m pretty sure EVERY call to Comcast support could easily earn a spot on this list.

“I’m still not sure why the reaction was so viscerally emotional” - Doctor Who can be very good at this. Even when the stories aren’t good, they can somehow strike a nerve. I give them points for that (but still take away points when the stories are dumb).

If a Halo works, there should be Ringworld.

“two of the guns used in the attack were purchased legally” - oh thank gawd. This makes me feel so much better. I’d hate to think that they’d have broken any gun laws.

THAT is funny horrible.

I never thought about the Enterprise being the first sci fi ship not designed to go from one place to another. But I’m not sure that’s actually correct. I’m thinking The C57D from Forbidden Planet (1956). I believe it was sent on a mission to Altair 4, but it was a ship in a fleet, much like the Enterprise.

I think it’s funny how Clarkson talks about behaving like a “rational human being,” because...irony.

“Tell us again how guns aren’t the problem, and how Americans should have every right to bring a weapon into a fucking restaurant. Say that to us one more fucking time.”

I’m pretty sure you could apply Prometheus’ trailer soundtrack to just about anything and it becomes horror.

I thought Jersey already had a super hero.

“and reminds us that crowdfunding is not all it’s cracked up to be.”

I was totally planning on watching this with my 9-year-old. Then a couple minutes in...not so much.

I find my rage episodes are almost always preceded by kittens playing with Lego pieces on my wood floors.

Fewer people being born means fewer people around to ruin the environment. That’s the good news. The bad news is that there’ll be a higher percentage of the population belonging to the Duggar family.