The boys at my daughter’s middle school wear basketball shorts with “athletic” leggings under them in the winter. It’s ridiculous. We have taken to calling them VSCO boys.

I live in Oregon, so I never have to get out my car to pump gas. 

It’s for TLC's new show about 14 year old podiatrists. They probably aren’t 14, but they are very, very green and I wouldn’t trust my feet to them.

The fun thing about Yang and celebrity endorsements is that they make me think less of the celebrity instead of making me think more of Yang. Weird. 

Apple music "classic iPod" skin coming in 3...2...1...

I would watch a debate featuring Warren answering questions next to an empty dais.

This how Barron learned that he’s not an actual Baron. I learned that this is what qualifies as bullying now. 

All I can think about is how ugly Hummers were/are and how they didn't have any trouble selling them. People with money to burn will buy this. Making it not look like a truck may turn out to be genius for the status crowd. 

*chef's kiss*

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

I was just marveling that Chris Paul is still getting it done in the league while Deron Williams has been washed up for like a decade.

The sports agent from the state farm commercials is the only likable person in those commercials. And he is awful.

They already do this. It’s called Medicare and Medicaid reimbursement rates. A doctor can refuse to accept these patients because the rates are too low, but depending on their geographic location they might not have enough patients to stay in business.

The thing that sucks about teaching (I am married to a teacher) is that it is assumed you will work for free. And they do. They are contracted for a specific number of hours per year, but everyone knows that the number of hours are insufficient for prep, professional development and instruction time. So they work a…

The MRA movement is trying to weaponize “cuck” as a male insult on par with cunt.

I believe the receiving team can call for a fair catch if the ball doesn't strike the ground first. The dream has always been to have your kicker essentially punt the ball off the tee, sending it high in the air while the coverage team runs under it. You just teach your hands team to signal fair catch on anything…

I literally did a double take to make sure this wasn't an onion headline. 

Busted

Perogies are significantly harder to find in the freezer aisle than ravioli. They could be with the pasta (similar shape) or the potatoes (what they’re made of) or the ethnic food (Slavic or something?) or the odds and ends. Sometimes they're with the Frozen bread. I have no idea why. 

I am very reluctantly accepting that it’s much faster to backspace half a sentence and retype it than to pull my hand off the keyboard, grab the mouse, find where the curser had wandered off to, highlight the offending word, retype it, move curser back to where I was typing, and resume typing. That takes forever.