This how Barron learned that he’s not an actual Baron. I learned that this is what qualifies as bullying now. 

All I can think about is how ugly Hummers were/are and how they didn't have any trouble selling them. People with money to burn will buy this. Making it not look like a truck may turn out to be genius for the status crowd. 

*chef's kiss*

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

I was just marveling that Chris Paul is still getting it done in the league while Deron Williams has been washed up for like a decade.

The sports agent from the state farm commercials is the only likable person in those commercials. And he is awful.

They already do this. It’s called Medicare and Medicaid reimbursement rates. A doctor can refuse to accept these patients because the rates are too low, but depending on their geographic location they might not have enough patients to stay in business.

The thing that sucks about teaching (I am married to a teacher) is that it is assumed you will work for free. And they do. They are contracted for a specific number of hours per year, but everyone knows that the number of hours are insufficient for prep, professional development and instruction time. So they work a…

The MRA movement is trying to weaponize “cuck” as a male insult on par with cunt.

I believe the receiving team can call for a fair catch if the ball doesn't strike the ground first. The dream has always been to have your kicker essentially punt the ball off the tee, sending it high in the air while the coverage team runs under it. You just teach your hands team to signal fair catch on anything…

I literally did a double take to make sure this wasn't an onion headline. 

Busted

Perogies are significantly harder to find in the freezer aisle than ravioli. They could be with the pasta (similar shape) or the potatoes (what they’re made of) or the ethnic food (Slavic or something?) or the odds and ends. Sometimes they're with the Frozen bread. I have no idea why. 

I am very reluctantly accepting that it’s much faster to backspace half a sentence and retype it than to pull my hand off the keyboard, grab the mouse, find where the curser had wandered off to, highlight the offending word, retype it, move curser back to where I was typing, and resume typing. That takes forever.

I mean... Kudos to China for calling Silver out on his bullshit? I feel dirty now. 

Right? And what does “excellent student” even mean? I’m sure there are numerous kids who score in the top 2% on their standardized tests and have 4.0 gpas who will not be admitted. These kids are getting in because of the name of their prep school and the donations made by their parents. Meritocracy my ass.

Member the time Brett Favre gave Michael Strahan the sack record? That's was alright. 

And if she lived in Oregon, some teenager would have pumped her gas and she would have kept her anonymity. 

I for one would like to thank Mike Leach for opening his mouth and giving this story a sports angle for deadspin. This is a pretty damning indictment of Mike Leach’s media consumption habits. So thanks for that I guess? 

This is gold