The Aristocrats!

Anyone under the delusion that they’ll still be cool or edgy when they are old needs to remember that the free love hippies of the 60s are the Republican party’s current base.

Regarding Harry Potter: Books 1 through 4 are better than their movie counterparts. Movie 5 and 6 are better than books 5 and 6. Book 7 and movies 7 and 8 are all trash.

The school my wife teaches at is getting a new math curriculum next year. Each unit includes material to send home to the parents to teach them how to do the math, including links to online resources. It might be the greatest troll job in history. 

Their coach is a dookie and they traded away Rodney Hood, so they needed to reload

That’s just not how the NBA works. Teams always give in to trade demands because while $20 million is a drop in the bucket to the owner, for the team staff losing games because you have $20 million in dead salary will get you fired.

This is why the genitals need to be removed, because they’ll try to sneak sex

Yep, that’s bad

I don’t think I have intentionally watched anything on USA since Psych ended.

Why isn’t Cal paying their women’s basketball coach enough to avoid flying on Southwest?

Yep, thought it would be in quotes

My grandmother used to make her children’s clothes. This was back when fabric was inexpensive enough that making clothes was less expensive than buying clothes. According to her, the school children would check the tags in each other’s clothes at recess to see who were the “haves” who could afford store bought…

The rockets were due. It seems like they’ve been freakishly healthy throughout the playoffs. Meanwhile they faced Utah without Rubio and now GSW without Iguodala.

That picture of Trump looks like Jim Carrey wearing an orange version of the mask.

Never had a daughter in softball I see.

This is probably a stupid thing to say and a stupid place to say it, but what if the best high school athletes only committed to play at school in states with strong gun control? Or respect for civil rights? That’s not fair to put on high school kids, but the southern school’s that all these cowardly politicians cheer…

Pro hot sauce on Mac and cheese for sure. But you do you.

I think 2009 is being generous, this humor had it’s heyday along side backstreet boys. But I agree the first movie was enjoyable with Reynolds being the least enjoyable aspect.

It’s funny because that’s obviously a surveillance truck disguised as a food truck. They aren’t really selling hot dogs so they’ve priced them that high to discourage customers.

Game 1, in which we learn that the only true calculus in basketball is convincing the most stars to play for less while still in their prime.