That’s right, and at the bottom of that hole is New Jersey, which is a shit pile.

This one time, when I lived in Philly, I got on the wrong ramp and ended up going over the Franklin Bridge into Camden, New Jersey. Then I had to pay a toll to go back across. That’s right, they make you pay to leave New Jersey. Money well spent.

It won’t matter. The press needs a competitive election. That’s the lesson from 2017. Hilary was running away with it, so they covered the emails and Bill’s accusers, and her supposed declining health breathlessly so as to tighten things up, while giving Trump a pass on everything. If Kasich is the nominee, they’ll…

Apple recently invented motion pictures then Google stole Apple’s idea.

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

He set the Raiders back years by panic trading for Carson Palmer after Al Davis died. He is neither a good coach or a good personnel evaluator.

I only learned this year, my 38th, that you should make your s’mores with a Reese’s peanut butter cup for the chocolate layer.

We saw how the candidate who positioned herself as “not Trump” fared in an election, is there any reason to think that a party positioning itself as “not the Republicans” will do any better?

Taking care of a baby will do that to a man. https://jezebel.com/is-ariana-grande-actually-a-baby-an-investigation-1669981980

I’ve never experienced any thing near what you’ve been through, however *spoiler*

He was rotating while he jumped and it looks like his body kept rotating when he landed but like his foot stayed put?

“does that make sense?” At the end of every sentence.

Aren’t most Christmas traditions borrowed from pagan culture? Aren’t pagans basically wizards or wizard adjacent? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that the magical community is the reason why most Christmas traditions are pagan traditions. They were probably like, fuck it, we’ll just influence muggle culture to adopt our symbols…

You left out Rudy Gobert’s response:

What do you have against the Arizona Wildcats? Wait, why was Syracuse wearing Arizona’s uniforms?

They don’t have whack-bat?

Rich’s dad has it figured out. His kids haven’t become Matlock Superfans or anything, but years down the road when they come across a Matlock reference they’ll remember their paps and that visit. I say this as someone who watched Anne of Green Gables with his grandma because PBS was the only channel she had and I…

I think the missing piece is that they worked together in the same roles at Utah State, Barnes and Anderson, they have a relationship that goes way back. I’m sure it was a matter of doing right by someone who helped you make a lot of money.

Does it purr? Will it attack my feet in the morning to wake me up? Because those are arguably more important features than tail wagging.

My favorite part is that she’s also raising his two kids from a previous relationship and he’s never around. She’s not his wife, she’s his daycare provider.