I once left a travel size hairspray on my car dash. I guess it was a hot day because the next morning a found that my windshield had a giant chip/crack. I actually didn’t know where the crack had come from but after some investigating I discovered bits of exploded hair spray can all over the car.

Expect all the chargers season ticket holders to be Raiders fans

I had a Nintendo-less friend who came over to play Super Mario Bros. He knew enough from the playground to know there were warps in the game, but didn’t know how they worked. So we would convince him to jump down each hole to see if it was a warp, then we would take our turn jumping over the holes like a sane person…

I’ve driven from one coast to the other on 80, 70 and 40 among other roads and I don’t ever remember seeing a pharmacy sign. Are they regional?

Spurs were taking it to GSW until they swept Leonard’s leg.

I love, by which I mean hate, that the solution wasn’t to require all beachgoers to wear tops like rashguards or something. Let’s just go right to the completely sexist, clearly discriminatory and unconstitutional solution.

What happens is you get experts whose testimony goes beyond their expertise they end up testifying as to whether or not a witness or party is or isn’t being honest. Determining a witness’s credibility is a part of fact finding which is the role of the jury. That’s why you would object, but it sounds like Pennsylvania…

My daughter’s league has goalies for the first time this year and rule number one is never clear it to the center of the field

http://deadspin.com/soccer-team-gets-scored-on-while-busy-celebrating-their-1693739963

Bring the heat!

Is there a dubbed version of Ponyo without Tina Fey? Because while I love Tina Fey, she did not bring her A game to that project.

So why doesn’t he buy all the Jersey’s in the team store to free up a different number? Am I missing something?

Egregious oversight by Drew.

This never would have happened if Joffrey was still King! #MWGA

I just keep reminding myself that everyone deserves a defense and that the public interest is served when prosecutors have to prove their case because fuck this guy and his defense team.

Yeah, I mean LeBron is clearly the best player but GSW has some combination of second, third and fourth best players. I’m just hoping for a good, great, series.

He falls to sac at 5?

We could tax, I don’t know, corporations, and then we could all pay less in taxes, but that’s just crazy talk. Corporations are people too.

Unassisted?

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