Or ears ... am I late?

Shouldn’t one of the tags be “thirsty”? Shouldn’t all of Ashley’s work be tagged “thirsty"?

62-20 bitches!

It’s called football because you play it on foot. As opposed to playing it on horseback. It’s not America’s fault that it never occurred to the rest of the world to pick the ball up and run with it.

I swear the Simpson’s already did this. Does anyone know what the Brazilian equivalent of a booting is?

Sweet! I’m good at the old stuff. The new stuff makes me want to yell at those kids to get off my lawn.

LOL! You only carry one gallon of milk per hand?

Remember when the Ents tore down Saruman’s dam and wrecked his operation at Isengard? That was awesome.

Hell yes there is. My wife has very enviable auburn hair and you should hear the things she says about strawberry blondes trying to pass as red heads.

I own a tuxedo T-shirt and many Raiders shirts. I deserve every word of this.

So here’s the thing, those arrows aren’t piercing any decent armor, let alone plate armor. Hence the crossbow. So now combat archery is obsolete as archery becomes specialized. The long bow takes over, the use of which requires all of the skills and techniques this video pisses on.

I tried to read all of this, I really did. But I am as apathetic about his career as he is.

Are we allowed to say he hulked out, or will we get sued?

College sports teams should be coached by graduate students who are learning how to coach and should be supervised by a sports coordinator/faculty advisor who runs the day to day

I don’t have any sports prodigy children, but I do have one little girl who understands the concept of kick the ball into the net. This was after several children who did not understand that part of soccer and also believed the soccer pitch was a good place for taking naps, chasing butterflies etc. There is no more…

That’s way too much work. I’m going to have to wash that pan. Slice it into half inch cubes, microwave it as little as possible and go to town.

Nah, he’s good. I’m ready to give up on the Jazz too. It’s crazy because local media has to maintain their relationship because the Jazz are the only game in town, so even though the emperor has no clothes, everyone just goes along. Then free agency comes along and you have to overpay to get past their prime players.…

That’s cute. Oregon keeps it’s crazy, tea party, 3%, militiamen along the southern border for just such an occurrence.

Sometimes when I watch soccer, and they show a goal highlight where the ball just gets by the outstretched fingertips of the keeper’s cartoonishly large gloves, I think to myself, "if only his gloves had been a little more cartoonish".