Whata you mean? These guys! They lova the fútbol!

I’m not sure TW understands how NFL salaries work. I don’t either. But I do know that Mr. Brady has earned over $150,000,000 in his career and I believe most of that has been in the form of signing bonuses after restructuring his deal. So if you just look at his salary, it looks small but his salary is just a small…

i just want a damn arby-q sandwich. Is that too much to ask?

My wife made pumpkin bars for my daughter’s birthday cake this weekend. My daughter had no say in the matter. My son’s birthday is next week, he’ll be having pumpkin bars for his cake. When my birthday arrives toward the end of the month, I’ll be having pumpkin bars. I regret nothing.

It took me a while to come around to it, but it has been a pleasure ever since. My wish would be that he ages it down a bit. It seems like DiCaprio is angling to be the new Nicholson for Lakers games. Maybe someone on the fringe of DiCaprio has some stories.

We had a VCP when I was a child. Couldn’t afford the VCR with its fancy “record” feature.

I was trying to come up with some justification for this movie’s existence when you can watch the actual walk and you can watch a documentary exploring the walk in detail. I finally settled on the fact that you can’t watch the walk in 3D IMAX. Guess I was right.

Seriously. They thought you wanted their number so you could text them.

If I remember the question correctly, he said he was over 30. He’s already a creep. It’s done. Accept it. Male? Over 30? Society has decided you’re a creep. Now, are you going to be a lecherous creep who lets her walk around with her butt exposed? Or are you going to be the kind of creep who alerts her to the fact and…

Fat guy touchdown :

Rock counterpoint:

I enjoyed both Signs and The Village as movies to watch with my brain off. I probably wouldn’t buy them or watch them again, but I was mildly entertained.

District Superintendent. It is an un-elected position.

You didn’t really miss anything. Like, there was zero effort put into this. Marchman may have put negative effort into it. This is only the second one I’ve ever attempted to listen to, but it comes across as existing solely to provide another avenue for draftkings advertising. I feel bad saying that because I enjoy…

I submitted pork and beans as a flavor stateside. They would have kicked the Canadian version’s ass based upon the Southern preparation. I was not selected. Guess I too will stick to eating real pork and beans.

I’ve got a Greggggggg submission. Greg Wrubell’s radio call of the BYU-Nebraska Hail Mary:

Actually, the first world football championship for professionals was won by Uruguay in 1924.* They would win again in 1928. After 1928, the world football championships became known as the World Cup. The 1930 inaugural was also won by Uruguay. The championship has subsequently been contested every 4 years (with a…

Kroll Show was like a dissertation on reality TV. I miss it.

Did the judge address my completely rational hatred of the Patriots and Tom Brady?

How would relegation even work in the US? Would it be the bottom two teams from each MLS conference? Just the two worst teams outright? Good luck getting anyone to buy franchises if there’s even the possibility of being relegated. And what about municipalities that kick in on stadium construction. Are munis going to…