"The most obvious solution is to give every lottery team the same odds. There'd be no drawback:"

BOOM! Cyberchased!

I don't understand his need to be the protagonist of the video game. If Shaq has an awesome/unique/intriguing idea for a video game, let's hear it! If this is just yet another vanity project, no thanks.

Oaken's 13?

Well that certainly explains his pale, soulless complexion. Does the undertaker read Deadspin? I probably should have used a burner account.

Antelope Island in the Great Salt Lake is home to one of the nations largest, most genetically pure North American bison herds.

This seems appropriate

We are GODS!?

Utah checking in:

From 2012, so not sure if she's still alive:

He also looks like a bond villain with that mustache.

So that's the guy Dwight Howard sent to play for the Lakers last season.

So that's the guy Dwight Howard sent to play for the Lakers last season.

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/new…

At the salt lake games I believe the families of the performers were invited to a rehearsal of the opening and closing ceremonies seeing as they never would have had enough tickets for the actual ceremonies. Probably the same thing here.

I get that. The imperial system had a lot of historical heft behind it and there was a way to unify the systems. Now we have two systems of measurement that are equally arbitrary.

My major beef, is that the length of a meter is meaningless. It has been foisted upon us and has changed over time and is now defined as "Since 1983, it has been defined as 'the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of

For the older kids, a chewable dramamine tucked into a starburst works well.

I think it's really more of a 1A, 1B type situation. We'll use your answers for 1A and for everyone else 1B looks like this:

I've had this argument shouted down before, but here goes again. I think that college head coaches and positional coaches should be graduate students. The professional staff should be advisers who do the recruiting and help at practices, but the actual calling the plays on Saturday should be students. I liken it to a…