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    This level on MarioKart is even harder on Special Cup when traffic is coming toward you.

    Poor VTech

    If you somehow wind up in one of those pupils, you're pretty much screwed.

    Hawaii QB coach Jordan Wynn injured his shoulder watching the play.

    I was firmly in the hate him camp until I read this: http://kotaku.com/this-game-sold… now I can't blame any developer for crippling their game with f2p gimmicks. I mostly won't play those games, but I won't blame the people who use such tactics.

    I won't purchase pants with less than 7 belt loops. I used to buy Levi's Silvertabs. When Levi's discontinued the Silvertab brand I discovered that other Levis only have 5 belt loops. I entered a pantless wasteland. Belt loop count is now the first thing I check when pant shopping.

    Basically children just get more expensive and stressful until they are teenagers and you realize that you literally cannot afford to send them to college at which point a mental clock starts counting down until the inevitable day on which THEY realize you cannot afford to send them to college. SO you live in…

    I was there. My school had spring break moved to coincide with the Olympics and all of the ROTC guys got called up and stationed in the backwoods to secure the cross country skiing venues.

    I cancelled NFL Sunday Ticket on Saturday after watching the first half of the preseason game against the Saints. I'm not paying $300 to watch that shit.

    Dear Jon,

    How is that a word you know?

    What type of cheese is the foam cheesehead suppose to represent?

    The first one should be "CAFFEINE FREE DIET COKE"

    See, this is why I'm not very good at chess.

    What's the mosquito going to eat once we all die of AIDS?

    Nitpick and Spoiler here: My kids have made me watch this movie about a thousand times (which is okay because it's an okay movie) however, when explaining to Penelope that she is not a glitch because he saw her on the Sugar Rush cabinet, Ralph refers to Sugar Rush as a console not a cabinet. It drives me crazy each…

    Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

    This sounds similar to how Vick wound up in Philadelphia upon his prison release.

    You're like the biggest billy goat gruff