He does realize that he's become as big of a windbag as Skip Bayless or Stephen A Smith, right?

Agreed

This tweet is going to be awesome! Okay let's start with the hashtag:

Roger Goodell better watch his back. This Ginger Hammer means business.

Do we have a rooting interest between seeing Ethiopia or South Africa in the World Cup?

When you look up "thin skinned" in the dictionary, what you get is picture of Simmons.

Needs more Raiders. And I say that as a Raiders fan. How can this list not have Lane Kiffin? What about Tom Cable or the second coming of Art Shell? Really, the Raiders needs their own list for the past decade. Hue Jackson traded a 1st and 2nd round pick for Carson Palmer? That really happened! Even Bill Callahan who…

Ever seen the pictures for the drug krokodil? You don't need to now.

Thumb met mandolin while cutting potatoes. Not as bad as some I've seen on here. They sewed it back on, but it regrew underneath the sewed on part. Thumb is good as new and my sister is convinced I'm part salamander.

I too was struck by the catcher's reaction. For a split second he maybe thinks he actually caught the pitch. Nope.

I would love something like the Gamecube GBA Player for the WiiU that would enable me to play 3DS games on the WiiU. The WiiU has 2 screens just like the 3DS (except the 3D part that almost no one uses), so what's the hold up?

Xbox One is all I need... And this paddle game. - The Xbox One and the paddle game and that's all I need...

Do yourself a favor and head to Costco and buy the giant box of 100% juice otter pops. They are so much better. We did this last summer not realizing that there were two different kinds. The next time we bought otter pops somewhere else that weren't juice and we couldn't figure out what had happened. Had we…

I grab a giant santoku knife line them all up on the cutting board and shout HI-YAH! As I behead them all at once. Then I keep the heads and suck the frozen goop out. My kids get really disappointed now when my wife reaches for scissors.

Same here, exept I had to find someone with a DSi and buy the whole DSi to get the game.

It means she's an overpaid* glorygirl**.

Wow. And following the second dunk her team was only down by 22. Impressive.

To follow up, both men received sentences of 60 years to life. Seems like an important detail to add. http://www.vcstar.com/news/2010/jun/…

I think you should change your author picture if you don't even have CPR training. Fireman my ass.

This explains why their college football and basketball teams all suck.