He looks like Ruxin from the league in that picture.

No. It's also a conspiracy to sell gastric bypass surgery.

"And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil,' but it ain't gonna happen."

Look, I'd say that Utah and New Orleans should trade team names, but being from Utah I can tell you there are way more WASPS than hornets.

If you have to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, you take the phone. Even if you only have to pee, take the phone because you never know. Also, get a flashlight app, and you won't even have to turn a lamp on and no one can question why you're taking the phone with you.

This is basically lockstep with the LDS church's teachings. The following is from a talk [sermon] given by Dallin H Oaks at the October 2012 LDS General Conference:

Not reported in this is that the camera man had his scholarship offer in media communications withdrawn for not being able to follow the action/hold the camera still.

You do not have to have a social security number. There are numerous reasons to have one, but it is not illegal to not have a SSN.

Maybe I'm crazy but it has been explained to me that the reason for the success of the Xbox 360 in the US vs Japan is because of the Xbox 360's line up of first person shooter games. The idea being that Americans really like to play first person shooters. You really need to have a second joystick to play FPS games.…

If I have multiple options of brownie pans which will provide equally sized brownies, how hard can it be for pizza?

I spent a month in Rome, Italy for school one summer and got in so much trouble with my wife for not taking enough pictures. And I was like, I bought a book with all the art in it! That was an inadequate answer.

I'm tired of all these advances that "might" be able to tell a person if they have cancer. Let me know when there is something that can actually tell me if I have cancer.

Screw swarm. I'm sick of the word halcyon. It's like someone dusted off a dictionary from the early 1900s and now every writer on the Internet is being paid by the halcyon.

Is the jersey making it look like he has sweated through the armpits and belly of his jersey or has he actually sweated through those portions?

One month? No, I ordered one in July and was scheduled to receive it now (mid-October) when I received an email indicating that there would be another delay which would push it into January. I then cancelled the order. If you find a way to get them faster, let me know.

Then why does the constitution contain provisions for amending? Hell, the entire Bill of Rights is comprised of amendments. Clearly the founding fathers recognized that the Constitution would need to be updated.

I had that one but it had to be repaired under warranty and they couldn't send a green one back.

How does this +1 thing work? Because I would like to +1 Mr. Sauron's comment. I was thinking the same thing with respect to it being an exclusive "us" and "ours" as opposed to an inclusive "us" and "ours".

To borrow from Gregg Gasbag Easterbrook, when the Raiders punted on fourth and an inch from their 29 on the opening drive of the second half I wrote game over in my mental notebook and went out back and helped my son make his pinewood derby car. When I came back it 31-6. Was Dennis Allen really a defensive coordinator…

How is this company still in existence? I just don't understand. If I did this, I would be looking at serious jail time. If corporations are people, why is a fine considered appropriate for such a serious criminal act? There needs to be a corporate equivalent to jail time. Maybe the CEO and the board should be locked…