Correct American version: "That'll be $1200, and you can keep the illusion of freedom."

And that is why women still had jobs after the greedy corporate overlords sought to reduce corporate labor expenditures by replacing women with production-line machines.

I'm looking at it on my 3G running ios 3.13 and it's perfectly centered. Are you just trying to get people to look at the calendars on their iPhones? Is this some kind of belated warning to the last person on earth (who just got the internet today) that it's April 1st and they should just move along for the day? How…

Just a guess, but I think it's because the new site layout is all kinds of flash based and there's no flash on mobile devices. ?

Had to buy my girlfriend (now wife of 14 years) a pregnancy test when we were 17. I drove three towns over and was still scared out of my mind. Where were self checkouts then!

They had me at Coach Taylor

I see there is going to be a 3D version. Will there also be a version without the Smurfs? Just NPH and Bambi-eyes?

Are you joking? He was all over the place. Check out 00:38, he's the one in red breeches.

I stopped buying DS games years ago because I felt that I wasn't getting $30 worth of gameplay out of them. So yeah, I'll take the 99 cent game that gets frequent new content.

Fantasic Mr. Fox is such a good movie. This is weird, but in a lot of ways it reminds me of a Studio Ghibli movie in that my kids will watch it and be totally engrossed in it despite the fact that it's not bombarding them with whizz-bang eye-candy like a Pixar or Dreamworks film.