“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

We’ll never forget you, Elsa!

If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

how ever will an attractive white woman land on her feet? This is damn near a death sentence.

It’s touching in this era of increased racial tensions that an unreconstructed racist can reach across the aisle and offer a helping hand to a minority candidate who shares his passion

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

Great job, mom and dad. If there’s one thing the world needs, it’s more narcissists.

I feel for Josh Allen and I understand how embarrassed he must be. A tweet of mine from 2012 where I said “mark my words, 2012 will be Whitney Houston’s year!”recently resurfaced

“You guys act like you never did anything when you were teenagers. It’s just harmless talk. Teenagers aren’t going to do anything, they grow out of their racism. Boys will be boys!”

Well, Smith is maybe the one person who would think he’s in a position to accept this apology.

When I was a teenager my trip around the bases always prematurely ended at 1st.

Trying to scam your way from 1st to 3rd is a time honored tradition among teenagers, or uhhh, middle aged internet commenters.

“The pair reportedly told the women that they had taken too long a break at the turn...”

“Seinfeld, four!”

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

No, Kraft makes cheese not glue.

That explains all these texts I’ve been getting from New Hampshire.

A foolproof plan, except for the part where little league players have to throw accurate pitches for it to work.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.