Must be that murder thing. They didn’t have the #1 cause of hate and negativity, fantasy football back then.

Hmmm....maybe my mother-in-law was calling me a neo-colonialist. With her Marlboro in the way it sure sounded like “cocksucker”.

“Blake throws too many check downs...I like huge TDs”. - Jimmy G., San Francisco

Dolphins players rolling together is a tradition started by Ricky Williams.

“I always got mine through melted ice cubes”

“BREAKING NEWS!!!...FIRED!!!...MIKE.....McC....................”

This Chinese training program leaves you ready to go again in an hour...as long as you are a teenage boy.

Everyone in the NFL throws the ball on 3rd and 3 when you are trying to win a game in that situation. As it turned out, a run into a maximum blitz would have more than likely yielded a loss. A pass was the correct call. On the selected pass play, Goodwin ran the clear out. The other 3 receivers ran the shorter higher…

“In my case the asshole scored first...and then escaped.”

I would like six 49ers to be my pallbearers...just don’t pick them from the receiving corps...those fuckers drop everything.

Sad to say, but some old, rich, white owner would probably give him a job if he still had that haircut.

Apparently, the DA concluded that Lucia Evans was likewise, merely breathing near Harvey Weinstein’s leg.

“Shit...that’s where I planned on serving my community service.”

Unless you are in the 10%...

I can help him out...

“Hey...I was in the pool!”

“We noticed it right away, but we were hoping that the pending paralysis might give us the opportunity for a strip sack.”

Kimbrel looks like he should be in the mountains of Utah with his followers...and his seven 12-year old wives.

“Crooked democrats been trying that for years”

All I know is that right before the Super Bowl Nick wanted to “experiment”. He played great and I didn’t shit right for a week...