First thing that came to my mind was the Roger Patterson film. Same strut...

I’ve gone head first into some pretty foul seats myself. Trust me, you need that beer afterward...

Trade me will ya’! My law still rules...

I wonder if she waved up at Mike McCartney who was getting a handjob in the pressbox? Amazing grace...

Same reason I always just say “yes dear”...

Twice is indeed a pattern...

Are we sure that Ed isn’t just picking up a ton of weed in Mexico?

Great idea, but you are just pissing against the wind. They will never turn the page. Everything will remain still the same...

As the rest of us get old, the dribble is inevitable.

“postponing the nuptials twice due to rainouts the past month”

So the horrific trauma came later...shortly after the “I do”.

Damn! I can’t imagine what Malcolm Butler must have done.

If we are talking “hitting a sweet dong” then it has to be Yadier Molina. Every man in America screamed at the same time, while every woman laughed.

+ 1 restitution

“I’m in!”

+4 TDs

From the photo I just assumed it was anal.

When he gets too hot you piss on him???

Sounds like my sex life...