Noose Knotting 101...freshmen prerequisite

Yeah, I tried to explain some red bumps with the spider bite defense. The wife wouldn’t buy it...

The real race was for 2nd place. Won by a goiter.

Purdue got screwed along with the Haas they rode in on.

Didn’t work for me...

This idea for a “fryer” mascot was much worse...

Actually, she was dropping off Pete Carroll.

My wife’s herpes test came back positive for the same reason.

This proves the Warren Commission was correct. After the money shot from behind the guy’s head goes back, and to the left.

I thought they already liquidated the Pistons. Isn’t that how they explained Flint?

This one also...

His dad sounds great. Mine got pissed when he caught me working out with one hand.

Double standard going on here. Jason Collins wasn’t suspended when he tossed the salad.

My wife rarely lets me in Camp 4... let alone the nearby crevasse

Gay-Lussac’s Law be damned! Even if it won’t inflate all the way it can still get the job done.

ahh...the ol’ tailsplitter

Hey Siri, who can I say are the real killers?

This latest Pearl Jam couldn’t have happened to a Better man.

Son of a bitch was already taken...

Hey Hannah, did you drive yourself, or catch a ride?