Garlicky scallops, scalloped scallops, seared scallops with lemon, ALL THE SCALLOPS. We should form a club.

I love scallops. All scallops. Scalloped hems. Diver Scallops. Scalloped Potatoes. All the scallops.

Lol, I actually enjoy that dress very much. But I can see how others may not.

This was so dumb and my favorite thing all at the same time.

No worries...I’ve seen this show live. The lameness is part of the silly fun of it. Most of the cats were “um, nahh...”, a few were talented underachievers who did the minimum, and then there was a sprite tabby boy who went full ham. He did all the tricks and practically did a tap dance and sang “look at meeeeeeee!”

I think part of the shtick is the cats only cooperating part of the time.

We must be related. Here’s a few of my favorites from my Mom,

Husband also guilty. His list also includes Adam Saddler. And...

Sinbad/Steve Harvey is golden.

Oh my god, “Tony Chalupa.” I’m dying.

I would literally be saying “NO” loudly to her every single time she tried to correct someone.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

I’ve been either crying or on the verge of tears for two days now. I’m glad this woman survived to bear witness. I mourn, with all civilized society, for those who did not survive. May her words bring some measure of comfort to their loved ones, in comfortless times.

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

People who grew up as citizens NEVER go on shooting rampages in their own country, right?

Hey Rob Lowe, remember when you were caught having sex with underage girls but somehow avoided prosecution? And then were a pariah in Hollywood until Aaron Sorkin gave you a shot? And then burned that bridge by pouting that audiences (and cast members) responded to Bradley Whitford and Allison Janney more? Yeah, I…

He absolutely did. Looks like there’s not much difference between him and “Super Creepy Rob Lowe, who has cable” after all.

I think it’s more that male grooming standards are being applied to a woman.