If Oprah can’t fix you, you are an irredeemable disaster.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

That cold hearted little old bitch is a treasure.

LET THE HEALING BEGIN

I’m only responding to say that the ad this gif is taken from is potentially the best ad ever created for any product. I’m linking it here.

Same. I’m glad DCFS is working for the best interests of the child and not some religious fanatic.

I read Anthony Bourdain’s tweet as “Echo and the Bunnymen came in”. Which would have been really awesome.

That’s an “I can’t feel my face” face if I ever saw one.

A million stars for the “Cocktail Party Putsch”.

If you’d bothered to read the story you would have noted that she gave her ID for a photocopy.

I worked at Yale’s Manuscripts and Archives for a year and change in the mid-90s. We were forever finding fabulous texts and objects, like Camille Paglia’s typewritten PhD thesis, or part of the prow of some alumnus’s whaling ship. My personal favorite was the wooden card cabinet filled with a sort of bibliography of…

I hate this attitude that talking about money is vulgar. Yeah, it can be if people are bragging or using it to push other people down. If it’s a frank discussion about what everyone is making and where people stand in a company, than we need to have that talk.

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

We raised out kid in France. Universal pre-school and kindergarten starting at age 2 1/2, prior to that there are the state-run crêches. Depending on where you are, drop-off as early as 7:30, pick-up as late as 5 p.m.
We started our kid in the public pre-school system (also for language acclimation), and it wasn’t…

I was discussing the hassle of signing my two elementary school-aged kids for summer camps (it is a hassle because many of the camps are only part time, or won’t take both of my kids because of the age difference, etc.), and my co-worker was like, “what’s with all these fancy camps these days. when i was a kid we went…

I hope the GOP candidates and FOX go at it again. It brings light and joy to my grey, desiccated heart.

If by terrorist mall attack you mean random people spraying cologne on me without my permission, then...no.

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

My requirements/deal breakers changed as I aged. In my teens, I just wanted a good kisser who had a car, could manage to obtain Boone’s Farm, and was at least a top placer in local surfing competitions. In my 20s, I wanted a guy with a decent job, who worked out and understood my workout schedule, who had a big dick…

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.