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I don’t think it’s about petty, it’s that more things (including cell towers) will burn if firefighters can’t do their jobs efficiently. First responders having data and cell service is necessary and benefits all of us, including Verizon. 

I assume she’s extremely concerned about him maintaining sobriety while solo with the kids, but doesn’t want to burn all the bridges by playing hardball about custody and laying out all the dirty laundry. As someone who has had to agonize over my kids’ relationship with a troubled family member, I get it. You want

My first thought as well!

This comment needs to be made into a sign and posted at every zoo. Because humans are the worst.

I understood what you meant, too.

Just asked my bk attorney husband. He said that the judgment would meet the standard of “willful and malicious injury” for sure, even though there are no federal revenge porn laws. Basically that the state and federal standards would align anyway. Then he said something something different state and federal fraud

Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer is light and makes your skin look flawless but natural. I use the oil free version.  

They don’t owe her anything, but they’re not good employers because they did not give her extra money as a courtesy?

Question for fellow active folks - your toiletry bag idea made me think of this. My studio is amaaaazing and I burn like 500 calories per workout and am so so motivated to get there. However! They don’t have showers and I’m a red faced dripping sweat disaster afterwards. Is there any magical product out there that I

All of these are amazing. Congratulations, you have reached true perfection

Any feline emotional outburst is a worthy emotional outburst. I’m flattered! 

IMO trump is the rage monster version of Gretchen

Please someone for the love of god name your child Norble Renar

Apparently we have some common interests

Ya’ll, today I got “#notallmen”-ed on social media when I made a very mild joke about misandry. We need to start making Girl Scout-esque merit badges for major feminist milestones or something. It was so stereotypical I privately contacted that persons spouse and asked if it was a joke. It wasn’t.

Yes! I would add Shaun, as well as Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

That someone is my dad. And yes, he has terrible taste in everything else (except music).

My dad is still happily driving his 2003 PT Cruiser, aka his favorite car ever. 14 years later and I’m still slightly horrified every time I visit them and see it in the driveway.

Crying with laughter from your last sentence

Hi!!! Preemie mom here (31 weeker, but bc of iugr more like a 28 weeker). A dear friend I met in the nicu had a 25 weeker. He went home on supplemental oxygen after a long nicu stay. He’s now almost 4 and doing AWESOME. No more delays and lung issues are minimal. Everyone still gets nervous when he gets a cold, but no