I CANT FUCKING WAIT until they start playing Christmas music. CANNOT. WAIT.

CAUSE I LOVE THAT SHIT.

I’m pretty upset about it. Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday, and we’re blowing right past her.

Let’s be honest. It’s Christmas who has declared war on November. #IStandWithNovember

Starred because this fellow English major is laughing.

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

The people have clearly spoken. From now on we expect only the most sterling examples of humanity, only faultless tales of innocent virginal waitress waifs intent on selflessly improving humanity through tireless unpaid drudgery being scurrilously abused.

What’s wrong with serving two people 14 drinks over the course of 3-4 hours? As long as they aren’t slurring or acting inappropriately how would you know if they are over-served or not? Obviously they are too impaired to drive, but there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live…

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

I remember back when all this happened there was some speculation that Katie may have timed her escape, in part, because Siri was about to be old enough to be officially indoctrined into the church and possibly audited.

Yes, all of this!

I’ve said it before here but those of you who have Costco memberships, they make yoga pants under their Kirkland brand that are the best I’ve ever owned. They are not cheap feeling or looking, nor thin. They come in ankle length and capris, for $13.99. I’ve owned a pair now for over 10 years and not a seam, stitch or…

Yup.

Yes.

Plumpy’Nut is a peanut-based paste in a plastic wrapper for treatment of severe acute malnutrition.

I’m being “Sexy Kim Davis.” Complete with “NOPE” rubber stamp. You have no idea how hard it is to make a corduroy jumper even come close to “sexy.” Especially when scowling! I did my best. Although I will press it before we go out!

My parents live in the house where my grandmother’s good friend lived until the day she died. (Peacefully, of old age-type stuff).